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PostSubject: My Jokez Part 7   My Jokez Part 7 EmptyWed Nov 16, 2011 2:34 pm

Babae : Tama na yang beer mo. Ang gastos!

Lalake: Ikaw, make-up mo ang gastos!

Babae: Nagpapaganda ako para di kana uminom!

Lalake: Umiinom ako para gumanda ka naman!!!!

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Dalawang probinsyano sumakay sa elevator.

Una : Magkano kaya ang ibabayad natin?

Ikalawa: Bobo! Bakit ka magbabayad, eh, wala pa ang konduktor!

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Ten….9,8,7,6,5,4….!!!

Doktor: Sorry, may taning na ang buhay mo at hindi kana magtatagal. Marahil mga ten….

Pasyente: Ten years, ten months, ten days?

Doktor: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3…..!!

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Batang Pilyo…..!!!

Anak : Inay, tinuruan po kami sa skul ng magandang asal!

Inay : Talaga! Eh, marunong kanang mag-po at opo?

Anak : Natural! Tanga ka ba?

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P50….Na Naging P5.00

Anak : Nay, pahingi ng P50.00

Inay : P40? Ang laki naman ng P30! Anong gagawin mo sa P20? Akala mo madaling kumita ng P10? O, itong P5.00!

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Maalahanin na criminal (sa kanyang biktima)……

Unang Magnanakaw: Pare, sigurado ka bang ditto dadaan ang papatayin natin?

Pangalawang Magnanakaw: Oo. Nagtataka nga ako, isang oras na tayo ditto wala pa rin sya! Sana……........ay…….......sana naman..walang nangyaring masama sa kanya!

Unang Magnanakaw: Ngeeeh!

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Estudyante: Hindi ko pa nagawa ang assignment ko dahil nagkaroon ako ng memory loss.

Teacher: Oh, talaga? Kailan pa ito nagsimula?

Estudyante: Kailan nagsimula ang ano?

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Unang Estudyante: ‘Yung teacher namin mahilig magsalita mag-isa. Teacher nyo ba ganoon din?

Ikalawang Estudyante: Oo naman no! Pero hindi pa niya narerialize na hindi kami nakikinig!

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Unang Misis : Huhuhu! Namatay ang anak ko sa pag-inom ng gatas.

Ikalawang Misis: Nalason ba?

Unang Misis: Hindi. Huhuhu….. Naupuan ng baka!

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