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 My Jokez Part 8

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PostSubject: My Jokez Part 8   Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:34 pm

Q. Ano ang nasa harapan ng isang woman at nasa likuran ng isang araw?

A. Ang letter W!

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Tuwing may kinasal, tinukso ako ni lola,

“Uuy, sya na susunod!!!

Tumigil lang sya, nung may dumaang ililibing. Tinukso ko din sya,

“Uuy, sya na susunod..!!

Hehehe, galit na galit si lola!

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Effective way in courting…

Sabi ni Boy kay Girl..

“May dalawang choice ka lang na pwedeng pag-pilian…

Sasagutin mo ako or Girlfriend na kita?””

Hahaha

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Girl ride on taxi NAKED.
Girl: Taxi, taxi…
Driver: Asan tayo mam?
Girl: wag ka mag tawag mam naka hubad ako.
Driver: Sorry!
Girl: Bakit ka naka tingin sa katawan ko?
Driver: Asan mo nilagay ang pambayad mo?

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Salawikain ng College students:

1) Aanhin mo ang uno kung singko na ang uso.
2) It’s better to cheat than to repeat.
3) No need to review, kodigo will do.
4) Aanhin mo pa ang libro, kung scholar ang katabi mo.
5) Ang di marunong lumingon sa exam, bagsak malamang.
-hehehehe-

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Genie: bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan..
Aling Dionesia: talaga? Gusto kong Gumanda!
Genie: Buksan mo ang bote..
Aling Dionesia: at gaganda na ako?
Genie: Hindi, babalik nalang ako sa bote.
.hahaha!

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Girl: Pangit ba ako?

Boy: Walang ginawang pangit ang Diyos.. Ewan ko kung diyos yung gumawa sayo..
.hahahahaha.

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Biglang kumidlat, Anong gagawin mo?

Genius: “takip tenga, kukulog eh”.

Playboy: “yakap shota, score eh”.

Astig: “wala lang, matapang eh”.

Bob: “ ngingite, picture taking eh”!!

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Boy: “Matalino ka diba? Ba’t di mo ako kayang sagutin?”

Girl: “Kasi nga matalino ako at alam ko'ng di ikaw ang sagot!
..hahahahaha..

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Interviewer:Question: “Ano gagawin mo kung gumising ka na may katabi na 1 million pesos?

Amerikano: “Go on a world tour”
Hapon: “ Put up a hotel”
Pinoy: tulog uli para maging 2 million!
Hya naku, Pilipino talaga!

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Nanay: Ang lakas mong kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!

Anak: “Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yong baboy?”

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A mom called his son..

Pauwi ka na ba? Saan ka na?

Son: Andito po ako sa hospital.

His mom cried, “Anong nangyari say o?

Son: Ma, ano ba! Nurse kaya ako!
Hehehehe

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Girl: Gusto mo i.bloodtest kita?

Boy: Para Saan? Bakit medtech ka ba?

Girl: Hhmm, hindi, titingnan ko lang kung type mo ba ako!!

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JOKE! JOKE! JOKE! MORE JOKES NEXT TIME!!!


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PostSubject: Re: My Jokez Part 8   Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:06 am

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PostSubject: Re: My Jokez Part 8   Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:52 pm

hahahaha


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